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myfootyrthroat:

myfootyrthroat:

Every safety regulation is written in blood, and every weird customer service question is written in the drool of an idiot before you.

Ordered the “signature omelet” (jalapeno and feta) at a place where the waitress then confirmed “That has jalapenos, is that ok? They’re spicy. And it has feta, is that ok? It’s a strong flavor.” Other people at my table thought it was stupid, but I was like “That is a woman who has had to take back a lot of omelets from people who didn’t know that jalapenos would be spicy.”

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

Sep. 24th, 2025 08:13 pm
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I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

stitchposts:

im-a-dream-wizard:

stitchposts:

the-dragongirl:

stitchposts:

rabbitindisguise:

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

Don't you dare malign my girl again

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

An embroidery of the phrase 'skill issue' that is stitched entirely in french knots to form the lettersALT
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hunxi-after-hours:

love it when an extremely high-functioning and put-together character gets slammed with something that would topple any lesser person but continues to function in an alarmingly efficient manner while everyone who knows and cares about them flutters anxiously around them like “please lie down please rest please accept medical attention” while the high-functioning character just looks askance at all their concerned faces like “what are you talking about? I’m perfectly fine” as tiny cracks start appearing in their demeanor and facade

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wizardshark:

grimoiremanifest:

wizardshark:

Gnomes are crunchy on the outside but bursting with flavor on the inside. Elves on the other hand are crunchy all the way through like a Dorito chip

i’m gonna ask you to leave this whimsical fantasy forest immediately.

*with a suspiciously elf shaped bulge in my mouth* i dont see what the problem is

theflowerhat on ig

Sep. 24th, 2025 05:09 pm
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froggmoment:

heartnosekid:

theflowerhat on ig

excerpt from the original post: this is dictamnus albus—commonly called gas plant. on hot days, it emits a citrusy, flammable oil that briefly ignites when exposed to flame. it’s completely harmless to the plant, but incredible to witness.

this shit is REAL???

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Sep. 24th, 2025 04:58 pm
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ms-cellanies:

kamikaze-kumquat:

lilliephoenix:

depsidase:

autumntides

10h

“In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.” Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There’s only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

Fucking word.

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