my goals for old age

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For some time I have maintained that when I am 80 years old I will do nothing but cackle. And inspired by Jenny Joseph I have begun to practice taking delight in things. But the other day in a pizzeria in Watertown I realized that there is something I will take delight in when I am 80 years old, which I cannot practice now, and that is calling cops "Sonny".