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phi ([personal profile] totient) wrote2005-10-12 08:39 pm

dreams

Last night I dreamt that I had an alarm clock which functioned by telling a cycle of increasingly-bad puns.

Snooze hammer.

[identity profile] marmota.livejournal.com 2005-10-13 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
After one morning of it, that sucker would be a dead ringer for a paperweight.