dreams

[totient]

Last night I dreamt that I had an alarm clock which functioned by telling a cycle of increasingly-bad puns.

Comments

[chhotii.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant. I think you should market it.

[muffyjo]

I am impressed. That's really wonderful. It would certainly get me out of bed!

[c1.livejournal.com]

Obligatory comment-
"My, that's alarming!"
(ducks!)

[ceo]

I want one. Not sure it would be effective at getting me out of bed, however.

Snooze hammer.

[marmota.livejournal.com]

After one morning of it, that sucker would be a dead ringer for a paperweight.

[nosebeepbear.livejournal.com]

I have one of those: my husband.

[vettecat.livejournal.com]

Hmm, could be a market...